It’s that time of the year again...
I’ve been up since the crack of dawn. I’m sitting in my terrace waiting for an exterminator to come and spray his magic. It’s so early and so quiet that I can hear sparrows farting, roosters burping and pigeons blinking. You see, I bought and moved...
Any (wo)man who is not a communist at age 20 is a fool. Any wo(man) who is still a communist at the age of 30 is an even bigger fool.” George Bernard Shaw Believe it or not, and I’m sure you don’t, I’m about to turn thirty...
Do congratulate me as I have recently reached stage 6.56 out of the 10 stages required move into a new home. It is now six months after I sold my first abode, and a full year after I bought this new one and believe me,...
Let’s face it - we all have bizarre habits that can easily drive others bananas. Some of us pick our noses whilst driving, others bite their lips when nervous, some eat their nails when bored, and others might even resort to chewing their clothes when...
Many will argue that playing the field is by far more fun than being in a meaningful relationship, but, I also know for a fact that dating becomes very tiring, very messy, very quickly, and that after playing footsy for a while, most of us...
Moving house is one of the most stressful things that you’ll ever do. In fact they say it’s up there on the list with divorce, losing a job, and the loss of the family cat. I’m not sure how far up there I would put...
The word ignominy sounds like some complicated medical condition, and for some, it can be! It’s really just another word for shame or embarrassment, but in the case of people in show biz, it is another word for toe-curling, cheek-blushing, nail-biting, public mortification. Simply put,...
Whoever knows me knows that I don’t like pain. Of course, no one really does, but believe me, I become a nut case even when afflicted by the common cold. So, when it comes to physical exertion, I just don’t see the point. I’ve never...